Did you know?

That there are such things as zombie experts? It was on the history channel so it has to be true. I now know that I need to run to the McQueen residence because A.) They're out in the boonies. Sort of. B.) They have guns. C.) They know how to use them. D.) B and I watched the zombie experts talk about preparedness for the zombie apocalypse together so he knows what's up.  And E.) They might try to help me out. Maybe.